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I found myself out late one night
The darkness ate away the light
I was lost and cold, and without time
When suddenly it appeared.. Castle Bungenstein!
I walked toward the giant door
Creaking on the rotten floor
I knew that it would soon be time
To be a guest at Castle Bungenstein!
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The Bungkin Bop
04:42
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GHOULS IN THE NIGHT
GIVE YOU SUCH A NASTY FRIGHT
THEY'RE LURKING IN THE SHADOWS
AND THEY'RE CREEPING OUT OF SIGHT!
THE MASTER OF THEM ALL
IS A CREATURE 10 FEET TALL
TURN YOUR BACK AND HE'S THERE
DELIVERING A SCARE
THERE'S BOOGERS IN HIS HAIR
AND HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS
HIS TEETH ARE GREEN AND BROWN
AND HE ALWAYS HAS A FROWN
A BUNG UPON HIS HEAD, HE WAS ASSEMBLED FROM THE DEAD
BETTER RUN QUICK WHEN THE BRUTE'S INCLINED
TO CLAIM ANOTHER SOUL FOR OLD BUNGENSTEIN!
BETTER RUN QUICK WHEN THE BRUTE'S INCLINED
TO CLAIM ANOTHER SOUL FOR OLD BUNGENSTEIN!
HE'LL STRIP YOUR FLESH LIKE A DIRTY SWINE
AND WEAR IT LIKE A SHIRT CUZ HE'S BUNGENSTEIN!
BETTER RUN QUICK WHEN THE BRUTE'S INCLINED
TO CLAIM ANOTHER SOUL FOR OLD BUNGENSTEIN!
HE'LL PLAY A LITTLE TUNE ON YOUR TORN OUT SPINE!
DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH BUNGENSTEIN!
SPOOKY SPIDERS CRAWLING
ALL OVER THE WALLS
GHOSTS ARE FLYING UP AND DOWN
THE CASTLE'S HAUNTED HALLS
YOU'RE TRAPPED WITHIN A NIGHTMARE
AND NO LONGER "FEELING FINE"
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM
FOR OLD BUNGENSTEIN
HE'LL NEVER LET YOU GO
YOU'RE HERE TO ROT FOR LIFE
BLOOD IS DRIPPING FROM THE END
OF HIS BUNG-ENCRUSTED KNIFE!
YOU'RE TRAPPED WITHIN THIS NIGHTMARE
AND NO LONGER "FEELING FINE"
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM
FOR MR. BUNGENSTEIN!
WHAT IS HE UP TO NOW?
HE'S CREEPING EXTRA HARD TODAY
SOME SAY IT'S ALL HE KNOWS!
WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!
BETTER NOT CROSS HIS PATH
OR HE'LL TURN YOU INTO SOUP!
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Klaatu Bungada Nikto
02:02
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DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN
IS AS MAD AS THEY CAN BE
HER CREATIONS ARE A NIGHTMARE
FOR FOLKS LIKE YOU AND ME
CREEPING IN THE DUNGEON
A FORCE THAT CAN'T BE SEEN
BY NORMAL PEERING EYEBALLS
THAT LIVE INSIDE A DREAM
WORKING WITH CADAVERS
IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT
WHEN DEATH IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE
SHE BUILDS ANOTHER LIFE
A HULKING MASS OF FLESH
IT WAS A HORRID SIGHT TO SEE
EVEN BUNGENSTEIN SHRIEKED IN FEAR
AND THEN BEGAN TO FLEE
SHE KNEW NOT WHAT SHE MADE
THE WORLD WOULD BE ENSLAVED
6 FEET IN A GRAVE
NO ONE COULD BE SAVED
SHE BUILT A MIGHTY LORD
AN EVIL ONE FOR SURE
THE CURSE HAD NOW BEEN SUNG
ENCHANTED BY THE BUNG
A SPELL SHOOTS FROM YOUR LUNGS
PRAISE TO BE LORD BUNG!
A SPELL SHOOTS FROM YOUR LUNGS
PRAISE TO BE LORD BUNG!
COUNT ZACHULA TOOK A HAMMER
AND HELD IT IN THE AIR
HE YELLED "I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO CARE"
THE PLANET WOULD BE DOOMED, FOR LORD BUNG HAD COME
HIS EVIL EYES ARE STARING AT THE CENTER OF THE SUN
ZACHULA SWUNG THE HAMMER BACK! IT STARTED TO COME DOWN!
BUT STEFFENSTEIN HAD OTHER PLANS AND KNOCKED IT TO THE GROUND!
SHE SAID TO ZACHULA WITH AN EVIL LITTLE GRIN
"IF HE'S ON OUR SIDE, WE HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN!"
DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN AND COUNT ZACHULA
LIFTED LORD BUNG UPON A GURNEY
AND WHEELED HIM TO THE CASTLE LOBBY
IN A FRENZIED HURRY
THE TIME IS NOW!
UNLEASH THE BEAST!
UPON THE WRETCHED WORLD!
OUR PLANS FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION
WILL FINALLY BE UNFURLED!
LIGHTNING STRIKES THE CASTLE
A FLASH OF HAUNTING LIGHT
LIFE HAS BEEN BREATHED INTO
THE GHOULS OF THE NIGHT
LORD BUNG HAS COME
THE END IS NEAR
SAY YOUR PRAYERS
BE FILLED WITH FEAR
LORD BUNG HAS COME
THE END IS NEAR
SAY YOUR PRAYERS
BE FILLED WITH FEAR
WE SET HIM FREE UPON THE LAND
TO TERRORIZE THE PEASANTS
WON'T YOU TAKE HIS ROTTEN HAND
ALTHOUGH IT WON'T BE PLEASANT
LORD BUNG WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH
THE ABYSS INTO THE PROMISED LAND
OF CURSED CREATURES CRAWLING
MADE OF BLOOD AND SAND
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A LEGION DWELLS BELOW
RAVING MAD AND FERAL
DISCIPLES OF THE BUNG
THEY SLEEP INSIDE OF BARRELS
OBSESSED WITH OUR DISCOGRAPHY
THEY REMEMBER EVERY WORD
THEY TATTOOED OUR BIOGRAPHY
NERDY SHEEP! SO ABSURD!
MINIONS OF THE BUNG
CALLED TO DO OUR BIDDING
IF THEY SPEAK OUT OF LINE
THEY'RE IN FOR A HITTING
INFATUATED WITH OUR SOUND
CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT THEY HAD FOUND
LIKE JUNKIES FIENDING MORE DRUGS
THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE BUNG!
FANS FOR LIFE
YOU ARE NOW BRANDED
LIKE CATTLE
FANS FOR LIFE
YOU ARE NOW BRANDED
LIKE CATTLE
PROPERTY OF BUNG HOLDING CORPORATION!
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!
WE OWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THE HERD!
EVIL SLAVES FOREVER TRAPPED
WITHIN THE WALLS OF OUR SMELLY DUNGEON!
YOUR PUNY SKULL MUST BE CRACKED
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL JOIN OUR LUNCHEON!
YOU'RE FANS FOR LIFE!
HAUNTED BY THE NOISE!
DISCIPLES OF THE BUNG!
NOW RAISE YOUR VOICE!
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE BUNG
FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
THE BINDING SPELL HAS NOW BEEN SUNG
NOW GO TERRORIZE THE CITY!
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Cursed by the Bung Witch
05:02
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STEFFENSTEIN AND ZACHULA
ARE NOW IN GRAVE DANGER!
THE BUNG WITCH HAS ARRIVED
AND SHE IS FILLED WITH ANGER!
THE TWO HAD WRONGED HER BADLY
WAY BACK IN THE PAST
AND NOW SHE'S BACK AGAIN
TO EXACT REVENGE AT LAST!
IT WAS DUE TO A POORLY
THOUGHT OUT BIRTHDAY GIFT!
AN ILL-FITTING SWEATER
IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE SHIT!
THE WITCH HELD UP HER FINGER
AND WIGGLED IT UP AND DOWN
SHE SAID "STEFFENSTEIN'S A SINGER
SO HOW ABOUT A NEW SOUND?"
A MAGIC BEAM SHOT FROM HER HAND
AND HIT STEFFENSTEIN IN THE TOOTH
NOTHING APPEARED TO CHANGE
BUT THAT WAS FAR FROM THE TRUTH!
STEFFENSTEIN TRIED TO SPEAK
BUT ONLY CROAKS CAME OUT!
HER VOICE BOX TURNED INTO A FROG'S
RIBBITS COMING FROM HER MOUTH!
ZACHULA WAS MAD
HIS COMPANION HAD BEEN CURSED
HE TRIED TO GRAB THE WITCH
BUT SHE FLEW OFF QUICKLY FIRST!
WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
UPON THE CASTLE LAWN
STEFFENSTEIN CANNOT SPEAK
BUT SHE IS STAYING STRONG!
CURSED BY THE BUNG WITCH!
WE MUST RETAIN A LAWYER!
CURSED BY THE BUNG WITCH!
WE MUST FIND HER AND DESTROY HER!
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LORD BUNG BLASTS THROUGH
THE CASTLE WALLS!
WE CHASE AFTER HIM
DOWN THE GHOST-FILLED HALLS!
BUNGENSTEIN TRAILS BEHIND
AND LETS OUT A MIGHTY HOWL
THE WITCHES AND THEIR CATS
ARE CHASING HOOTING OWLS!
CHAOTIC EVENTS ARE TAKING PLACE
CAN'T YOU TELL HOW SERIOUS IT IS
THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED
IF LORD BUNG FINDS THE SWITCHES!
NESTLED IN A LITTLE SHACK
FAR AWAY, WAY OUT BACK
THE DEVICE OF DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN'S
UNWORLDLY CREATION!
IT CONTROLS THE MOVEMENT OF THE BEASTS
THEIR EVERY THOUGHT, THEIR EVERY MOVE
LORD BUNG'S RUNNING TO THE EAST!
HE MUST BE REMOVED!
BEFORE HE REACHES THE LITTLE SHACK
WE MUST CATCH UP AND THEN ATTACK!
WE SEE HIM UP AHEAD IN THE DISTANCE!
WE HAVE HAMMERS AND KNIVES, NO WITNESS!
BUNGENSTEIN FINALLY CATCHES UP
SWEATY AS FUCK AND OUT OF BREATH
PANTING AS HE LOUDLY SHOUTS
"LORD BUNG WILL SOON BE DEAD!"
WE APPREHEND THE ELUSIVE LORD BUNG
AFTER RUNNING FOR HOURS, IT WASN'T VERY FUN!
DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN TIES HIM UP WITH A ROPE!
AND USES HER BUNG KNIFE TO SLIT HIS THROAT!
COUNT ZACHULA LOOKS MORTIFIED!
BUNGENSTEIN THREW UP A BIT BUT KEPT MOST OF IT DOWN!
DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN HAD SAVED THE WORLD
LORD BUNG LIE DEAD ON THE GROUND!
SHE SAID TRIUMPHANTLY WITH HER EVIL LITTLE GRIN:
TRUST IN US! PROSTHETIC BUNG! WE WILL ALWAYS WIN!
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Breaking the Bung Curse
03:58
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THE WITCH THOUGHT SHE HAD WON
BUT SHE COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG
WE HAD SAVED THE SUN
AND PENNED THIS MIGHTY SONG
THE WITCH FOREVER CAST
INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
THIS WON'T BE THE LAST
WE FEEL HER EVIL SPELL
STEFFENSTEIN AND ZACHULA
CHAMPIONS OF TIME
TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE
THAT ARE HARD TO FIND
THE SPELL HAS NOW BEEN BROKEN
THE PEASANTS ARE SET FREE
WE'RE SITTIN BACK AND TOKIN'
AS HIGH AS WE CAN BE
HER MIGHTY BLADE IS SHATTERED
THE MAGIC HAS BEEN LOST
ALL THE BLOOD HAS SPLATTERED
BUT AT WHAT COST?
THE SUN RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY
HIGH UP IN THE SKY
WE'RE NO LONGER DARKNESS DWELLERS
AND WE'RE VERY VERY HIGH
WE'RE SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE
WITH LORD BUNG AND BUNGENSTEIN
EATING FANCY CHEESES
TONGUES UPON THE WINE
OUTRO:
PEACE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO CASTLE BUNGENSTEIN!
THE SUN HAS BEEN RESTORED TO ITS FORMER GLORY!
THE EVIL WITCH'S CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN!
LORD BUNG WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD!
THE CITIZENS OF BUNGTOPIA REJOICE!
CLUB BUNG RAISED A FLAG IN THE DESERT IN HONOR OF DOCTOR STEFFENSTEIN AND COUNT ZACHULA'S BRAVERY!
FANS AS FAR AS JAPAN CAUGHT WIND OF THE NEWS AND ERECTED A BRONZE STATUE OF THE TWO HEROES! EVEN MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS WAS SPOTTED SOARING OVER MOUNT BUNG CHANTING THEIR NAMES!
AND SO, OUR STORY NOW COMES TO A CLOSE. OUR HEROES WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH BUNGENSTEIN IN TOW! READY FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE!
THE END!
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Prosthetic Bung Toronto, Ontario
noise punk / improv quartet
est. MMXXIII
contact / booking:
prostheticbung@gmail.com
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