Bageltooth

from Cryptobungology: The Hunt For Garlic Feet by Prosthetic Bung

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lyrics

BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY TRIPPED DOWN A HILL
THEY STARTED ROLLING SO FAST AND BECAME VERY ILL
THEY ROLLED AND ROLLED FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE HOURS
THEY SMASHED THROUGH TREES AND ROCKS WITH UNCANNY POWER

FINALLY THEY STOPPED ROLLING
AT THE FOOT OF A CREEK
THEY CUPPED THEIR DIRTY HANDS
AND TOOK A MIGHTY DRINK

JUST THEN, OUT OF THE CORNER OF BURPH'S ONE GOOD EYE
HE SAW A SHADOW BEHIND A TREE AND STARTED TO WONDER WHY

THE AIR SMELLED LIKE A BAKERY
BUT HOW? OUT HERE IN THE WOODS?
THE TWO STARTED DROOLING
HOPING THEY'D FIND BAKED GOODS

BUT INSTEAD, THEY FOUND ANOTHER CREATURE
GRINNING WITH THE BIGGEST TEETH
BAGEL REMNANTS STUCK BETWEEN
AND LUMPY RED BOOTY CHEEKS

BURPH BARFED EVERYWHERE FROM THE GROSSNESS HE HAD SMELLED
BUNGLEBERRY WEPT LIKE HE HAD BEEN DRAGGED DOWN INTO HELL

BURPH REACHED INTO HIS FANNY PACK
AND PULLED OUT A TOOTHBRUSH
STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE SMELL
HE STUCK IT IN THE CREATURES MOUTH
AND STARTED BRUSHING! BRUSHING! BRUSHING!

BAGELTOOTH'S POWER HAD BEEN ZAPPED
HIS TEETH SHINE CLEAN ONCE AGAIN!
SUDDENLY HE CRUMBLED INTO DUST!
THAT WAS BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY'S PLAN!