Burph & Bungleberry

from Cryptobungology: The Hunt For Garlic Feet by Prosthetic Bung

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lyrics

BURPH WAS BORN IN A SWAMP
AMONGST THE FILTH AND THE FLIES!
FROM A VERY EARLY AGE
YOU COULD SEE IN HIS EYES
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING MORE
SOMETHING SPECIAL AND TRUE!
WHEN YOU LIVE IN DESOLATION
THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO!

SO HE PICKED UP A CAMERA
AND GRABBED HIS PAL BUNGLEBERRY
WHO WAS ANOTHER SWAMP DWELLER
HE WAS REALLY QUITE HAIRY!

THE TWO WERE AVID FOLLOWERS
OF LOCAL URBAN LEGENDS
THEY COULD SWEAR THEY SAW SOMETHING ONCE
IF ONLY FOR A SECOND!

BUT THAT'S ALL IT TOOK TO CONVINCE THEM TO TRY
TO HUNT FOR THE BEASTS THEY'VE HEARD ABOUT ALL THEIR LIVES!

THEY DIDN'T DO GOOD IN SCHOOL
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE DUMB!
MONSTER HUNTING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
AND TO THEM, THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES
THAT CAN SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE SWAMP THEY DWELL IN
THEY START WALKING AROUND, NOSE POINTED UP AND SMELLIN'

BURPH SAID TO BUNGLEBERRY
"THE STENCH IS DISTINCT"
WHICH WAS KIND OF IRONIC
AS THEY HAD NEVER SEEN A SINK!

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN
THE CAMERAS ARE CHARGED
WAIT, WHAT'S THAT IN THE DISTANCE?
IT SOUNDS QUITE LARGE!