Garlic Feet

from Cryptobungology: The Hunt For Garlic Feet by Prosthetic Bung

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lyrics

THERE WAS ONE CREATURE LEFT
THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL!
LEGEND SAYS IT WEARS BLUE JEANS
AND STANDS AT LEAST 10 FEET TALL!

BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY STROKED THEIR CHINS
AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT TO DO
THEY DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A PLAN
OTHER THAN TO PUT THE CREATURES IN A ZOO

SUDDENLY THEY STARTED TO CRY
A FLOOD OF FLOWING TEARS STREAMED FROM THEIR EYES!
THEY REALIZED QUICK THAT IT WAS THE SMELL OF GARLIC
AND UNWASHED FEET THAT WAS MAKING THEM SICK!

THIS COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING
THE LEGEND WAS TRUE
THERE STOOD GARLIC FEET IN FRONT OF THEM
ITS JEANS WERE DEFINITELY BLUE!

GARLIC FEET CHARGED AT THEM
SNARLING AND LEAKING A PUTRID STENCH
BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY CHARGED RIGHT BACK
WHILE SWINGING A HAMMER AND WRENCH!

THE VIOLENCE WAS UNBEARABLE
BLOOD SPRAYING IN EVERY DIRECTION
IT WAS THEN THAT THEY NOTICED
GARLIC FEET'S MIGHTY ERECTION

FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE
IT HUNG DOWN TO ITS KNEES
FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE
IT HUNG DOWN TO ITS KNEES

BURPH LANDED A HIT
RIGHT ON THE TIP
WITH HIS WRENCH SO TRUE!
GARLIC FEET SHRIEKED IN PAIN
AS WOULD BE COMMON TO DO!

GARLIC FEET WHIMPERED AS IT LAY ON THE GROUND
BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY BEGIN DANCING AROUND!

"NOW WE CAN OPEN OUR ZOO"
THEY SAY WITH A GRIN
"25 DOLLARS TO SEE THE MONSTER'S COCK, YES COME RIGHT IN!"