A PUFF OF SMOKE FLIES OUT
FROM BEHIND THE RUSTLING BUSHES
A DANK STENCH ENVELOPS THE AIR
A GIANT SHRIEK, A ROAR, A BELLOWING HOWL!
TWO BIG RED BLOODSHOT EYES LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRDO OWL!
THE CREATURE WAS SMALL, NOT VERY BIG AT ALL!
BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY WERE THE FIRST HUMANS TO HEAR ITS CALL
SUDDENLY THE PAIR OF BUNGOLOGISTS
NOTICED THE FINGERS OF THE MYSTICAL BEAST!
TINY ROACHES OF THE DANKEST BUD
IT TRULY WAS A SMELLY NOSTRIL FEAST!
THE CREATURE EXTENDED ITS ARMS HIGH UP IN THE AIR
AS IF IT WERE ABOUT TO POUNCE!
BUT IT JUST PUFFED OUT A CLOUD OF SMOKE
BURPH FELT LIKE HE HAD SMOKED AN OUNCE!
BUNGLEBERRY WAS TRAPPED UNDER THE SPELL OF THE BEAST!
HE WENT BACK TO HIS TRUCK AGAINST HIS WILL AND GRABBED A CD!
IT WAS SOME HIPPIE BULLSHIT JAM BAND GARBAGE, THE WORST STUFF IN EXISTENCE!
ROACH FINGERS MADE THEM PLAY IT THROUGH 100,000 LISTENS!
BLOOD WAS COMING FROM THEIR EARS
THE CREATURE HAD MADE THAT MUCH CLEAR
BUT THEY KNEW WHAT TO DO NOW
AFTER STUDYING ROACH FINGERS FOR SO MANY YEARS
THE FELLAS STARTED PLAYING SLAYER
YES, FUCKING SLAYER!
AT EAR PIERCING VOLUMES
LAYER AFTER LAYER
THE BEAST'S SKIN PEELED AWAY
ROACHES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
DOPE SMOKE EXPLODING
WITH CHUNKS OF BURNING HAIR
BURPH AND BUNGLEBERRY HAD WON AND SEALED THE CREATURE'S FATE
BUT WHAT'S THAT NOISE IN THE DISTANCE? MORE CREEPY CREATURES AWAIT!