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The Big Bung Theory

by Prosthetic Bung

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    releases April 16, 2024

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1.
DEEP IN THE DEPTHS OF ICY COLD SPACE THERE WAS A BIG BUNG.. HOW COULD IT BE? EXPANDING, GROWING, RIPPLING THROUGH TIME THE BUNGIVERSE EMERGED FROM THE BUNGULARITY PARTICLES COLLIDE IN A STEW OF GNARLY JUICE YOU OWE YOUR EXISTENCE TO THIS COSMIC CABOOSE WHERE DID WE COME FROM? WHERE WILL WE GO? THE BUNGULARITY IS WHAT OUR DNA KNOWS! THE PARTICLES, PROSTHETIC! ONLY ONE BUNG! THE EMISSIONS ARE COSMETIC AND ONLY TO BE SUNG! THERE IS ONLY ABUNDANCE OF DIVINE HOLY HOOTS! THEY SHALL BE PRISM'D INTO RAINBOW TOOTS! IS THERE STENCH IN SPACE? YOUR NOSE WILL NEVER KNOW IF YOU BREATHE THE SMELLINESS YOUR LUNGS WILL SURELY BLOW! WHAT ARE LUNGS? WHAT'S PROSTHETIC BUNG? OUR GLORY IS ONLY TO BE SUNG! ONLY TO BE SUNG! FROM ONE POINT IN SPACE THE BUNGIVERSE AROSE! AND NOW HERE WE ARE! AND IT IS QUITE GROSS! HOW IRONIC THAT IT ALSO CREATED YOUR NOSE! AND ALSO THE BUNGUS FUNGUS BETWEEN YOUR TOES HOW CAN WE EXPLAIN THE ORIGIN OF LIFE? FROM ONE BUNGULARITY, DOES IT MATTER TO THE PARTICLES? OR TO YOU AND ME? THAT IS THE BUNGLIEST SPICE!
2.
Quantum Bung 04:40
OH SHIT! THERE'S SOMETHING THERE! IT'S A QUANTUM BUNG HAIR! STUCK ON THE SIDE OF YOUR VERY SMALL TUB! BUT DO YOU DARE TO SCRUB? THE EXISTENCE OF THE BUNGIVERSE IMPLIES THAT WE ARE HERE CAN YOU LEAVE IT OR ARE YOU TOO FULL OF FEAR? MASSIVE GASSY CLOUDS BILLOWING THROUGH TIME! THE RAINBOW TOOT TURNS TO A MUDDY GRIME! RIPPLING CHEEKS OF COSMIC ALLURE IT ACTS LIKE A PARTICLE, BUT ARE YOU SURE? SCIENCE CANNOT EXPLAIN THE BUNG! THE WAVES MAKE YOU WONDER! FOUL, FECULENT, SMELLS LIKE ROT IS THE QUANTUM BUNG REALLY ALL THAT WE'VE GOT? SCIENTISTS STRUGGLE TO PIN DOWN THE SPOT WHERE THE QUANTUM BEHAVIOR CAN BE FINALLY CAUGHT! REPULSIVE LIFE CONGEALS THE MUD TOOT REVEALS YOUR SOUL IT STEALS THE QUANTUM BUNGUS NEVER FEELS IS IT REALLY, REALLY REAL? OR DO YOU PREFER TO BELIEVE? MAYBE IN BILBO BUNGUS?
3.
SUDDENLY AN OPENING APPEARS! BUTT YOU BETTER HOLD YOUR TEARS! BEWARE! THE SPACELY SMEARS! A PLETHORA OF DEEP SPACE REARS! IS THE DARK HOLE YOUR COMFORT ZONE? YOU'RE NOT ALONE! PROBABLY A GOOD PLACE TO BURY A BONE! OR MAYBE REMINISCE ABOUT YOUR ZIB ZOB HOME? TAKE A PEEK INSIDE! ALL YOUR PALS ARE THERE! WHEN YOU ENTER THE DARK HOLE, YOU HAD BETTER BEWARE! THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO CARE, OR TO SHARE DEODERANT! YOU HAVE THE HAIR OF A RODENT! NOW YOU'RE TRAPPED INSIDE! THE COSMIC BUNGHOLE RIDE! AND IF YOU EVER EMERGE, YOU HAD BETTER NOT CRY! FOR ONLY THE STRONGEST BUNG BEINGS CAN SURVIVE! PRAY TO LORD BUNG THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! ENTER THE DARK HOLE IF YOU HAVE A SOUL ENTER THE DARK HOLE CAN YOU KEEP CONTROL? ENTER THE DARK HOLE THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR BOWL ENTER THE DARK HOLE YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT MOLE
4.
WHILE CLEANING OUR BONG WE WROTE A NEW SONG WE FOUND A NEW SOUND TO SHOW EVERYONE BUNG UP IN THE AIR GOO ALL IN YOUR HAIR THEY HEARD A STRANGE HONK NOW JIGGLE YOUR DONK THE BIG BUNG THEORY

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Let's all wish Steffgor a very, very Happy Bungday!

Performers:
Commander Steffgor
Cosmonaut Zach
Cosmonaut Steve P. Leisure

Recorded at Mount Bung in Feb/March '24
Mixed & Mastered by Cosmonaut Zach
Art by Commander Steffgor

Produced by Prosthetic Bung

MOUNT BUNG MUSIC MMXXIV

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releases April 16, 2024

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Prosthetic Bung Toronto, Ontario

noise punk / improv quartet

est. MMXXIII

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