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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PALS WITH A STUMP?
I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE DONE!
OH THE JOYS OF HAVING A SMALL WOODEN FRIEND
THE KIND OF STUMP THAT STAYS TRUE TO THE END!
WE'VE BEEN STUMPED
YES, OUR DREAMS CAME TRUE
WE'VE BEEN STUMPED
HOW BOUT YOU?
STEFF AND ZACH OF THE WOODS TOOK THEIR PAL OUTSIDE
AND DUG A LITTLE HOLE TO PUT HIM INSIDE
HIS ROOTS EXTENDED THROUGH THE SOIL BELOW
TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, DON'T YOU KNOW!
TREES FROM FOREIGN LANDS ARE SENDING THOUGHTS THROUGH THEIR ROOTS
MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS HAS SOME THOUGHTS TO BOOT!
BUT HIS FACE GREW SAD AND HE LOOKED CONCERNED
ABOUT THE MESSAGE HE JUST GOT FROM A FAR AWAY WORLD!
HE HEARD THAT HIS COMRADES WERE HUNTING FOR HIM
AND FOR HIS NEW PALS TOO, THAT GAVE HIM EYES AND A CHIN!
THE DANGER WAS APPARENT, THE TENSION WAS THICK!
HE LOOKED AT US, AND THEN HE WAS SICK!!!
HE BARFED UP PINE CONES AND LEAVES AND DIRT!
HE TRULY LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURT!
STEFFOFTHEWOODS ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM
BUT HE ONLY STARED WHILE LEAKING SAP FROM WITHIN!
HE SAID "I'M SO SORRY BUT YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER"
MY TREE COMRADES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR UNCONTROLLED ANGER
WE MUST FLEE THIS HOUSE AT ONCE, OR SUFFER THE WRATH!
NOW HURRY MY FRIENDS! CLIMB ONTO MY BACK!