Mr. Neckofthewoods, by Prosthetic Bung

Mr. Neckofthewoods

by Prosthetic Bung

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Elijah Maier Another stellar release by PB I feel like they came out of nowhere and they have immediately clutched me as a new favorite band. Favorite track: Stumped.

Michael This is actually one of the best bands to come out since Nirvana. The singer sounds sexy too. Thanks for making pretty music. I would pay to hear them live. Definitely an act to watch! Favorite track: The Baffling Origin.

Richard Richard The time you ended up in a squat in West Germany in 1970 with Amon Düül, Conrad Schnitzler, and Ulrike Meinhof, all listening to that Prosthetic Bung LP... 10/10

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1.	The Baffling Origin 05:54	lyrics
ONE DAY WE WERE WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS WE SAW A STUMP AND IT LOOKED SO GOOD WE PICKED IT UP AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO OUR HOUSE AND THAT'S WHEN WE KNEW IT NEEDED EYES AND A MOUTH THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SWIFT AND PRECISE HE WENT FROM BORING CHUNK OF WOOD TO A STUMP WITH TWO EYES A GOOD OLD PAL, HE COULD TELL NO LIES HE GREW UP STRONG AMONG THE RATS AND THE FLIES WE ASKED HIS NAME AND FED HIM CANNED GOODS HE LOOKED US IN THE EYES AND YELLED "I'M MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS" WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? HE INQUIRED WITH A GRIN DON'T YOU HAVE A TITLE? WHERE DO WE BEGIN? YOU SEEM SO PLAIN AND LACKING THE GOODS I KNOW! WE'LL CALL YOU STEFF AND ZACH OF THE WOODS! WE JUMPED FOR JOY AS REALITY SANK IN WE SHOOK HIS ROOTS GRACIOUSLY AND THANKED HIM BUT NOT ALL WAS SO PEACHY ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN THE COUNCIL OF THE TREES COULDN'T HELP BUT FROWN! THEIR FRIEND WAS SWEPT AWAY IN THE BLINK OF AN INSTANT THEY DON'T HAVE EYES LIKE HIM SO THEY PROBABLY MISSED IT BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING THEM FROM FIGHTING FOR REVENGE AN EVIL PLOT IS BEING HATCHED BY HIS WOODS-DWELLING FRIENDS!
2.	Kneel Before the Council of the Trees 03:21	lyrics
A HUSH FALLS OVER THE FOREST THE CHATTERING BEGINS, AN EVIL TREE CHORUS MIGHTY SQUEAKS AND CHIRPS IN THE DISTANCE THE WOODLAND CRITTERS RECRUITED FOR ASSISTANCE THE GRAND OAK PROCLAIMS THAT THE BATTLE MUST BEGIN TWO CITY DWELLERS KIDNAPPED OUR KIN! WE MUST NOT LET THIS RIGHTEOUS SCUM INTERFERE WITH OUR PLANS FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION THIS YEAR ONWARD THEY MARCH TOWARD THE HOUSE OF THE BUNG WITH LITTLE REGARD FROM WHERE THEY CAME FROM THEIR WOODSY BATTLE HYMNS ARE BEING LOUDLY SUNG TWO ROPES IN TOW, FOR THE TRAITORS MUST BE HUNG!
3.	Stumped 09:38	lyrics
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PALS WITH A STUMP? I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE DONE! OH THE JOYS OF HAVING A SMALL WOODEN FRIEND THE KIND OF STUMP THAT STAYS TRUE TO THE END! WE'VE BEEN STUMPED YES, OUR DREAMS CAME TRUE WE'VE BEEN STUMPED HOW BOUT YOU? STEFF AND ZACH OF THE WOODS TOOK THEIR PAL OUTSIDE AND DUG A LITTLE HOLE TO PUT HIM INSIDE HIS ROOTS EXTENDED THROUGH THE SOIL BELOW TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, DON'T YOU KNOW! TREES FROM FOREIGN LANDS ARE SENDING THOUGHTS THROUGH THEIR ROOTS MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS HAS SOME THOUGHTS TO BOOT! BUT HIS FACE GREW SAD AND HE LOOKED CONCERNED ABOUT THE MESSAGE HE JUST GOT FROM A FAR AWAY WORLD! HE HEARD THAT HIS COMRADES WERE HUNTING FOR HIM AND FOR HIS NEW PALS TOO, THAT GAVE HIM EYES AND A CHIN! THE DANGER WAS APPARENT, THE TENSION WAS THICK! HE LOOKED AT US, AND THEN HE WAS SICK!!! HE BARFED UP PINE CONES AND LEAVES AND DIRT! HE TRULY LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURT! STEFFOFTHEWOODS ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM BUT HE ONLY STARED WHILE LEAKING SAP FROM WITHIN! HE SAID "I'M SO SORRY BUT YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER" MY TREE COMRADES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR UNCONTROLLED ANGER WE MUST FLEE THIS HOUSE AT ONCE, OR SUFFER THE WRATH! NOW HURRY MY FRIENDS! CLIMB ONTO MY BACK!
4.	War of the Woods 09:34	lyrics
CLINGING TO HIS BACK PREPARE FOR THE ATTACK MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS MUST PROTECT THE PACK CRAWLING TO THEIR DOOM THE ENCOUNTER WILL BE SOON THE TREES ARE CRAWLING TOO NO IDEA WHAT THEY'LL DO UP AHEAD THERE'S A LIGHT OF SOME KIND SO BRIGHT IT MAKES US BLIND IT LOOKS LIKE RAGING FIRE WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND THE TREES APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE THE FIGHTING HAS BEGUN ROOTS AND BRANCHES SWINGING BUT WE'LL NEVER RUN MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS CHOPS THEM DOWN TO SIZE THANKS TO HIS NEW MOUTH AND PAIR OF EYES HE CAN SEE WHERE THEY'LL STRIKE NEXT WITH THEIR WOODSY CHANTING HEX BODIES SCATTERED ON THE GROUND NO ONE HEARS OR MAKES A SOUND THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON TODAY WE CAME OUT ON TOP, HOORAY! MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS TURNS TO US WITH A STRANGE LITTLE GRIN HE ASKS "WHERE TO NEXT?" AS WE CLIMB ONTO HIM OUR JOURNEY HAD ONLY JUST BEGUN SO MUCH MORE TO DO, BUT THIS TIME FOR FUN SO LONG FOR NOW, WE HAVE TO RUN WE'RE SITTING ON A STUMP FLYING INTO THE SUN!
5.	Finale in the Valley 07:58	lyrics
TREES SCATTERED EVERYWHERE BRANCHES LAYING ON THE GROUND THE BATTLE HAS BEEN FOUGHT GLORY HAD BEEN FOUND STEFFOFTHEWOODS HELD HER FIST UP HIGH AND PROCLAIMED THAT WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY THE COUNCIL NOW DESTROYED AND WE KNOW WHY AND THEN WE FLEW AWAY IN THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS REALLY TAUGHT US HOW TO ROCK NOW OUR BUNG RITUALS WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS RIGHT OFF THE POWER OF THE STUMP HAS US FEELING LIKE GODS MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS JUST SMILES AND NODS WHAT A TIME WE HAD WITH HIM OUR STUMPY FRIEND WITH SAP WITHIN DANGER IS OUR MIDDLE NAME WE BEAT THEIR LITTLE GAME FLYING OVER TOP OF THE CITIES BELOW LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE WHEREVER WE GO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY AND FIGHT OFF EVIL TREES IT REALLY IS THE LIFE FOR YOU AND ME! AND NOW OUR STORY COMES TO A CLOSE DON'T BE SAD OR WRINKLE YOUR NOSE WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN FOR A STORY THIS YEAR HAVE NO DOUBT! HAVE NO FEAR! PROSTHETIC BUNG SAVED THE WORLD THAT DAY TWO LEGENDS AND THEIR STUMP THAT PAVED THE WAY FOR OTHER MAGIC TREES TO INHABIT THE LAND ALL FOR ONE! ROOTS IN HAND!

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Steffofthewoods - Lead/Rhythm Guitar (6 & 7 string), Electric Kazoo, Replicator, Monotron, Tape Collage, Megaphone, Lead Vocals

Zachofthewoods - Drums, Bass, Organ, MS-20, Monotron, Tape Collage, Backing Vocals, Lyrics

Improvised live in a cloud of smoke atop Mount Bung
4/20 - 4/29 MMXXIII

Mixed & Mastered at Mount Bung by Zachofthewoods