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ONE DAY WE WERE WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
WE SAW A STUMP AND IT LOOKED SO GOOD
WE PICKED IT UP AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO OUR HOUSE
AND THAT'S WHEN WE KNEW IT NEEDED EYES AND A MOUTH
THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SWIFT AND PRECISE
HE WENT FROM BORING CHUNK OF WOOD TO A STUMP WITH TWO EYES
A GOOD OLD PAL, HE COULD TELL NO LIES
HE GREW UP STRONG AMONG THE RATS AND THE FLIES
WE ASKED HIS NAME AND FED HIM CANNED GOODS
HE LOOKED US IN THE EYES AND YELLED "I'M MR. NECKOFTHEWOODS"
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? HE INQUIRED WITH A GRIN
DON'T YOU HAVE A TITLE? WHERE DO WE BEGIN?
YOU SEEM SO PLAIN AND LACKING THE GOODS
I KNOW! WE'LL CALL YOU STEFF AND ZACH OF THE WOODS!
WE JUMPED FOR JOY AS REALITY SANK IN
WE SHOOK HIS ROOTS GRACIOUSLY AND THANKED HIM
BUT NOT ALL WAS SO PEACHY ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN
THE COUNCIL OF THE TREES COULDN'T HELP BUT FROWN!
THEIR FRIEND WAS SWEPT AWAY
IN THE BLINK OF AN INSTANT
THEY DON'T HAVE EYES LIKE HIM
SO THEY PROBABLY MISSED IT
BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING THEM
FROM FIGHTING FOR REVENGE
AN EVIL PLOT IS BEING HATCHED
BY HIS WOODS-DWELLING FRIENDS!